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20 Short Jokes That Would Definitely Make You Laugh



I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts. That’s why their heart gets broken easily. They have no airbags to support their emotions


That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜… My brother just forget about the explanation and go your way peacefully.


Please is it true that Chatting with a fat girl consumes a lot of data ?πŸ˜•πŸ˜…


To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, A time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply “YES I DO”πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


MAD MAN: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football
DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night
MAD MAN: I’ll start tomorrow because today is finalsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜…


Slim ladies are beautiful the problem come when she is pregnant, she looks like python that has swallowed a goatπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚


It was so funny today when a pastor at the market was preaching about alcoholism but using alomo bitters box to collect the offering.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†


When you sit down for an interview and the interviewer greet you by your Facebook name
Good day “Miss slay queen hottest bae.
My sister just pack your CV and run.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…


Dear ladies if your boyfriend doesn’t reply you immediately when you text… Just know he is either sleeping or reading the bible.. MEN DON’T CHEATπŸ˜‰


QUOTE OF THE DAY!!
No matter how bad you are, you’re not useless. You can still be used as a bad example.πŸ˜”πŸ˜


The ways girls will convince that you are handsome if you have money, you will stand if front of the mirror and you will be like “Maybe I should go into modeling.. My brother don’t be deceived, remain where you are.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†


Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelingsπŸ˜œπŸ˜›


When am bored I call MTN customer care and ask why my phone isn’t charging…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜…


Ladies being single ends at 25. You can’t be 26+ and you are talking of being single. Your not single but Unmarried.
Say it with me: I am U.N.M.A.R.R.I.E.DπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


My Brother you wear one boxer for seven days and you clean your chair before you seat down in church ? I have nothing to tell you Bro...... Just GoπŸ˜œπŸ˜›

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